I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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