Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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