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brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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