Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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