I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I can text with my tongue
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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