There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My breasts were aching with rage.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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