I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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