If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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