I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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