He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Randomize