No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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