that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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