Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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