I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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