so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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