I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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