i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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