Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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