Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dicks are not precious.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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