i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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