So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Even my vagina gasped.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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