just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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