i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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