I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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