About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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