you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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