I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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