that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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