That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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