LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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