The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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