You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
and she was petting her beer can
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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