my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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