Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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