You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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