they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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