My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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