I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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