First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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