Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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