I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Is that strawberry winking at me??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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