At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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