Non-Jews are for practice
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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