Yo dont text me then not text me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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