you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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