is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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