Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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