i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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