they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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