Sponge bath it is.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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