I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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