it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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