Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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