a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
