I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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